Blonde

Hmm.

I feel like going blonde for fall. Like an ashy strawberry blonde or something along the reddish brown side.

I want to look like the unnamed woman from the upcoming FFXIII game.



Okay, okay ... I know I could never be that beautiful because I'm an actual person, but I can sure as hell try. I'm just getting tired of being Amy Winehouse black. I want something new and exciting that's going to damage my ends as well as make me look fabulous.

New Kids on the Chopping Block

I know that this is old news, but I'm so sick and tired of hearing about it.

Doesn't anyone else see that the New Kids on the Block reunion is possibly one of the biggest mid-life crisis breakdowns 'EVER'?

Well, I think so, and since I'm fully entitled to my opinion I'm going to also say that I think it's creepy and weird (and normally, I don't have a problem with weird).

I thought that the purpose of boy bands in the nineties were to look sexy, sing (or lip-sync) really shitty lyrics, dance to poorly choreographed music, gain hundreds of thousands of idiotic fans only to let them all down by breaking up a few years later ... never to get back together again. Never.

This is an outrage ... the Backstreet Boys were bad enough. Now the New Kids on the Block? Who's next? 98 Degrees? Oh wait ... they never actually broke up? That just might be worse.

Besides, the New Kids on the Block have a combined age of like ... 190. That makes their average age somewhere around 38 ... a little old to be in a boy band.

However, I will say that Joey McIntyre is still a hottie.