Virginity

In the act of breaking the proverbial hymen ... here I am.

I'm not much, but I try not to sell myself short. On any normal day I have a cornucopia of completely inutile drivel to talk about and so I figured, why waste brain power by talking to myself, why not start a blog?

How sad.

Perhaps I am doing all of this for myself and am really nothing more than another vain self-centered prick. Perhaps I really have nothing to talk about, but for some reason I feel that my point of view on things is in some way important enough that people other than myself should hear it because it could change their life in dramatic and meaningful ways.

Or, perhaps I am full of shit and just like grammatical errors and the periodic use of run-on sentences.

That must be it.