Street Inspiration I

Some random imagaes that I have compliled from my various go to street fashion blogs and sites.

While I like the idea of broken china sewn into a glittery albeit stiff frock or a Christian Loubouton pump on someones head, I would much rather pull my inspiration from 'actual' people with realistic ideas of what is acceptable in 'actual' day to day fashion.

Street Inspiration I

I love the mustard yellow and contrasting grays in his sweater, the bow tie is a must. His hair, however, could use the benefits of a brush. (Face Hunter)

Her dress is ridiculous, and I love the contrast between the brightness of it and the black of the rest of her outfit. (Street Peeper)

The neutral all brown palette really speaks to me. I've always been a little bit scared of brown but that duster and those chucks make me want to try it. (Face Hunter)

Black on black ... on black. Some things will never change and luckily for me, my obsession with black isn't going anywhere soon. My typical mantra is the more matte the better, but I love the wet look of this ensemble. I wish I had been in H&M when they were selling shiny separates. (Street Peeper)

PS: I want his bowl cut.

Fierce, fierce, fierce.

The shoes could be better but it's the idea behind the outfit that I'm looking at. That little leather bolero/shrunken blazer is fuck-tastic and I'm in love with the jeans. (Street Peeper)



As you can probably tell ... I'm so ready for Autumn.

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