Twilight Dildo

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

Have you ever wanted to be wrapped in the steely arms of a stalker vampire boyfriend while he penetrates you with his ice cold member? Well ladies and gentlemen, for the meager price of $39.99 you can experience at least one of these fantasies.

Tantus Inc. has finally released the dildo to out fuck all dildos ever to be created.

The Vamp.

With it's pale flesh color and ability to retain hot and cold temperatures, you'll never lust for any human man again.

Oh, and yes, it sparkles.



Pre-order yours today.

PS:

If you really want the full experience, then you'll also want to pick up one of these creepy Edward Cullen bedroom wall stickers complete with tousled hair and 'Be safe' text.

Now we can all be that crazy, clumsy, suicidal, and mildly schizophrenic girl.

Now ... is anyone else totally creeped out yet? Don't get me wrong, I like the Twilight series as much as the next freak but some of these girls are seriously out of control...

Exhibit A: Twilight Tattoos.