Robert Pattinson
At this very moment he is probably one of the top searched actors on Google.
Better known as Edward Cullen in the movie
Twilight, now playing in theaters everywhere, Robert Pattinson has shot to 'stardom' due to the much anticipated release of the film based on Stephenie Meyers novel of the same name, which has a rather ... unique following.
A close friend and I like to refer to the majority of the fan
atics as
Sadomasochistic
Lunatical
Underdeveloped
Teenage
Skanks
and Women
Having
Overly
Ridiculous
Estrogenic
Seizures,
SLUTS and WHORES.
Example
&
I, however, look forward to a most exciting prospect in our dear vampire friend's future. Robert Pattinson is 'going to have the gay sexy time'??? Well, maybe. I'm not sure on the details but I do know that he stars in the upcoming film
Little Ashes about the alleged love affair between famous surrealist painter Salvador Dali and poet/theater director Federico Garcia Lorca.

Pattinson will be portraying Dali.
And because I need to get it out of my system right this very second, never to touch on it again, ever. Let's look at some pictures of Robert being absolutely adorable.



He looks like the cutest pothead ever.