So Much Win

Introducing to you some of the strangest things you cannot un-see. This is the sweet wine of life, the gold standard for all mankind.


This is So Much Win.


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First up we have a bunch of silly skanks posing in front of a mirror. What's that you say? There's nothing unusual about four 15 year old girls posing in their underwear in front of a mirror so they can post it on the inter-web for all of those horny older men to see? Well ... no I suppose not. >_> But what's that ... that thing in the door way there?

Could it be a real life picture of a Sasquatch in its natural habitat? Oh, never mind, it's only the fat girl no one likes wearing completely unsuitable outerwear and lurking in dark corners again. No need to call animal control ... unless she seizes the twinkies again.

so much win...
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Girls, your purse is your sidekick and everyone knows that any good super hero is only as impressive as their sidekick. So why the vagina bag? I mean you put this atrocity on your shoulder and you're kind of asking for it. And by it I mean failure. It even looks cheap.

The one plus?
When you're not in the mood for sex (assuming you even have a boyfriend because you're probably pathetic) he can always just fuck your bag.

...so much win.
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Ah, girls and their breasts... It's a love hate relationship isn't it girls. The boys never notice your face because they're too busy staring at your tits most of the time. But how can you blame them when you're slinging them around like disgusting little sluts!?

So much win.
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You better werq ... eat that glittery shoe Beth Ditto. While you're at it you might want to finish off the rest of your horrible vinyl mini dress. It looks like it's going spoil.

Note the hospital bracelet.

SOooo much win.
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Oh ... oh yes.
Yes. Oh, Jesus yes.
Jesus Fucking Christ, YES!

I hope this one gets me in trouble.

So MUCH win.
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Mmm, your handlebar mustache is so glorious maestro. I'm sure all of the ladies love having your large sweaty hairy chest hovering over them during love making. Even more so now that the hairy part has been man-scaped to look like a giant mustache. Or not...

I can feel your arteries clogging from here, not to mention the smug cloud of douchebaggery that must surround you for even thinking about growing something this heinous on your body and then having someone take a picture of it. But you want to know the worst thing about it all? It's not even complete! You should honestly work on that bald spot ... least we think of you as less of a man.

You pasty lard beast, you.

So much WIN!
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When people say that a picture is worth a thousand words, they are specifically referring to this picture. That being said, I will let the picture speak.

On Everyone's Mind

Robert Pattinson

At this very moment he is probably one of the top searched actors on Google.

Better known as Edward Cullen in the movie Twilight, now playing in theaters everywhere, Robert Pattinson has shot to 'stardom' due to the much anticipated release of the film based on Stephenie Meyers novel of the same name, which has a rather ... unique following.

A close friend and I like to refer to the majority of the fanatics as Sadomasochistic Lunatical Underdeveloped Teenage Skanks and Women Having Overly Ridiculous Estrogenic Seizures, SLUTS and WHORES.

Example

Slut

&

Whore

I, however, look forward to a most exciting prospect in our dear vampire friend's future. Robert Pattinson is 'going to have the gay sexy time'??? Well, maybe. I'm not sure on the details but I do know that he stars in the upcoming film Little Ashes about the alleged love affair between famous surrealist painter Salvador Dali and poet/theater director Federico Garcia Lorca.

Pattinson will be portraying Dali.

And because I need to get it out of my system right this very second, never to touch on it again, ever. Let's look at some pictures of Robert being absolutely adorable.




He looks like the cutest pothead ever.