On Everyone's Mind

Robert Pattinson

At this very moment he is probably one of the top searched actors on Google.

Better known as Edward Cullen in the movie Twilight, now playing in theaters everywhere, Robert Pattinson has shot to 'stardom' due to the much anticipated release of the film based on Stephenie Meyers novel of the same name, which has a rather ... unique following.

A close friend and I like to refer to the majority of the fanatics as Sadomasochistic Lunatical Underdeveloped Teenage Skanks and Women Having Overly Ridiculous Estrogenic Seizures, SLUTS and WHORES.

Example

Slut

&

Whore

I, however, look forward to a most exciting prospect in our dear vampire friend's future. Robert Pattinson is 'going to have the gay sexy time'??? Well, maybe. I'm not sure on the details but I do know that he stars in the upcoming film Little Ashes about the alleged love affair between famous surrealist painter Salvador Dali and poet/theater director Federico Garcia Lorca.

Pattinson will be portraying Dali.

And because I need to get it out of my system right this very second, never to touch on it again, ever. Let's look at some pictures of Robert being absolutely adorable.




He looks like the cutest pothead ever.